“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what, dude?”
“I heard something strange…”
“Like a strange noise??”
“No, silly!”
“Just tell me what you heard already!”
“Okay, okay. I heard the Event Espresso team is hiring a Sales Engineer for their WordPress plugin.”
“Oh, that sounds cool but I don’t find that very strange.”
“You don’t find it strange that they’re announcing it just in time for Halloween?”
“Not really.”
“Okay…but I heard the last guy they hired disappeared?”
“Ya, but it’s not what you think. That person just stopped showing up and was spotted at a nude beach a few weeks later.”
“Oh.”
“Ya, kinda strange.”
“You are good at sales and support, and you know WordPress pretty well. You should apply for the job!”
“That’s not a bad idea. Thanks!”
“My pleasure.”
“Anyways….where do I apply?”
“Their website has all the details: https://eventespresso.com/about/join-our-team/#openings”
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